Cookies Policy.
Not the edible kind. The other kind. The annoying ones that track you around the internet.
Here’s what we use, why we use them, and how to turn them off if you’d rather we didn’t.
What Is A Cookie
A cookie is a tiny file your browser stores when you visit a website. It remembers things. What pages you looked at, whether you’ve been here before, what you clicked.
Most websites use them. Some use them well. Some use them to track you everywhere you go forever. We use them only for what’s necessary.
What We Use
Essential cookies. These keep the website working. They remember if you’ve accepted this cookie banner, whether your session is active, and similar housekeeping. We can’t turn these off without breaking the site, so neither can you. Sorry.
Analytics cookies (Google Analytics). These tell us how many people visit the site, what pages they read, what country they’re in, and how long they stay. We don’t see who you personally are. We see patterns. The data helps us figure out which pages are working and which need fixing.
That’s it.
We don’t use marketing or advertising cookies right now. If we ever start running ad campaigns that need them. Meta Pixel, Google Ads tracking, retargeting. We’ll update this policy and ask for your consent before turning them on.
How To Say No
When you first land on the website, we ask if you accept cookies. You can say no. The site will still work. You just won’t be counted in our analytics.
If you said yes the first time and changed your mind, you can clear your browser cookies for this site and we’ll ask you again next time you visit.
Third-Party Cookies
Google Analytics is a third-party service. They have their own cookie policy, which lives at policies.google.com.
We don’t have any other third-party cookies on this site at the moment.
Changes To This Policy
If we add new cookies, we’ll update this page and ask for your consent again before they go live. We don’t sneak things in.
Contact Us
Anything you’d like clarified. Email us at hello@nobodycares.agency.